Veli-Pekka 发表于 2006-7-7 05:42:20

笑话(好笑哦)

"The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in
plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This w
ill make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz y
er, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas."

饕餮 发表于 2006-7-7 09:24:47

=______= 好似以前看过...

有点有趣... 但不到好笑的程度...:obasan:

哈哈,这是德国人想出来的么?

Veli-Pekka 发表于 2006-7-7 15:09:53

不知道哦,也是别人发给我的。我倒是笑了好久。

猜大小 发表于 2006-7-7 17:13:43

太复杂了。。

nobank 发表于 2006-7-12 00:11:57

德国人真聪明啊~~HOHO

qiezi 发表于 2006-7-12 00:37:25

楼主的头像害我没法静心读~

Veli-Pekka 发表于 2006-7-12 18:24:11

hahahahaha~~
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