My Kind of Guy from the Simpsons

This is to a friend, without whom I would have been lonely and even more miserable(given I'm as miserable as it is at the moment).

                                      Moe's Tavern

Moe
全名：Moe Szyslak

性别：Male

职业：Former boxer,Owner and tender of Moe's Tavern located in Springfield

原籍: Italian, that's right, this dude knows a lot about Italian mafia too.

相信：no one

Moe never read the book "Alice in wonderland", he thinks it's a knock off of a R-rated movie named "Alice in underpants" that he saw.

Moe mainly lives on 4 frequent customers of his bar: Homer, Barney, Lenny & Karl.

在一次Moe's Tavern即将倒闭时，Homer想起自己以前"发明"的饮料"Flaming Homer"并介绍给Moe, "Flaming Homer"大受欢迎， Moe立刻将其归为Moe's Tavern招牌饮品，改名为"Flaming Moe". 生意好到能请来"Aero smith"客串Band. Homer 大感screwed and came up with an idea to get even... Well you can sort of guess the rest.

Moe 当过Homer的拳击经纪人，最后一刻良心发现将Homer 从本地拳王的致命一击前救下。

Moe 的schedule上常写着：Monday --Nothing, Tuesday --More nothing, ...

当Homer在酒吧挨揍时，Moe 会将散弹枪上膛，指向人群"If you're gonna beat up [B]my[/B] friend in [B]my[/B] bar, there's a TWO drink minimum!"

scenario 1:
Chief Wiggum to Moe
  "You can either walk down this muddy hill with diginity, or I could push you down."
Moe
  "I prefer that you push me, seeing how desperate I am for any human contact."
  
Moe的无数次自杀尝试之一，站在桥上，伸出双臂，号啕大哭着正要跳，居然接住了摔下桥的baby Maggie Simpson, 从此成为Springfield Hero, 并与Maggie成为心灵好友。

看似surly and cruel的Moe 会volunteer去孤儿院给孩子们读故事。

Moe never got married, had a real girl friend once but Homer decided to "help him out"...

Moe was an orphan, his parents dumped him in a summer camp when he was 12. He was friends with Homer, Lenny & Karl since then.

Moe 将自己的Bar点着后沾沾自喜时Lenny提醒道"You gotta buy insurance first."

Springfield全城断电，人们四处哄抢，Moe抱起块石头砸穿了某店窗户，冲入去将收银机抱出来后才注意到店门上书"Moe's Tavern"...

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