Meet the IT Gigolo!
10.01.04
34-year-old systems engineer "Ray Digerati" enjoys fixing computers. And having sex. So he combined the two.
How long have you been a tech-support manwhore?
A few months. This really attractive friend was having trouble connecting to the Internet, and the idea popped into my head: "Wow, it would be nice if I could get sex for this." I placed an ad on Craigslist that read, "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS." The response has been overwhelming.
This scam actually works?
Yeah. Most of the calls I get are for spyware removal and viruses. One girl didn't even wait for me to finish the virus scan—she just grabbed me and gave me a b.j.
Do you have a set, you know, pay scale?
No, it's up to their discretion. One girl didn't want to have intercourse, so she offered a massage and then finished me off with her hand. It's all about the time I spend. If I'm working for one or two hours, I'd like a hummer. An orgasm for every two hours of service is fair. If it's something simple that I can fix in 15 minutes, I'd like to get a foot massage.
Do you see photos first? Ever rescind your offer once you saw the girl?
I'm pretty open-minded. I'm a stickler for hygiene, but I don't discriminate.
This is sort of awkward, but my hard drive keeps crashing and …
No guys. I mean, I'll help you out for money. But if you know any ladies who need help, I'm ready, willing and able.
我也想做。。。 |