Oh God I feel so miserable
My whole damn life's unbearable
Think I'm going to kill myself today
I couldn't get much worse
I think I'll have another cup of tea first
And I can't believe
How grim my life is
There's no food in my fridge
I'll stay in bed all day and watch TV
Oh 'Mary, Mungo and Midge'
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a thing to wear
Once I had a job
Then I found a job
And then I had two jobs
I'm sure I could be a soap opera star
In 'Coronation Street'
Star with Vera Duckworth and Rita in the Kabin
And what's my chance if I act anything like I sing?
Hand in glove
The sun shines out of my behind
It's just another rainy day in Manchester
It's always raining
And I'm so miserable
And I've never been laid
And we've just signed to EMI
Cos we'll never get a number one on Rough Trade
It's just another rainy day in Manchester
Another rainy day in Manchester
It's always raining |