Guru calls Baseline Studios...
Guru:
Umm...This is Guru, the real Guru, I dont appreciate you using my name...
Earl the Secretary
What the fuck, I'm just the secretary here at Baseline...My name is Earl Smith...
Guru
I dont appreciate that either Earl, my middle name is Earl, how dare your mother or father name you after my middle name...
Earl
Umm...Sorry...
Guru
May I please speak to this Young Guru...
Young Guru
Young Guru, state your mothafuckin business
Guru
Young man, how dare you disrespect the legacy of one of hip-hops most greatest mcs, did you think by stealing my name and putting young in front of it, it would fly
Young Guru
Its the Roc Bitch...*hangs phone up*
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