how to thrwo away 3 million us dollars

我如何故意扔掉三百万美元：Mr WANG在尼日利亚的奇遇

今天收gmail，无意在垃圾邮件夹看到一封点名给Mr. Wang的信。好奇点开一看，于是展开了Mr. Wang，也就是我本人，在尼日利亚的一段奇遇。

惊险，刺激，以Mr.Wang痛失三百万美元结尾。请接着往下看吧。


邮件1：
Dear Wang,

My humble pleasure to write you this important letter since you have the same surname with my late customer which is suitable for this deal,I was able to get your contact through an international profile in my earnest searching for a reliable and trust worthy person that can handle this confidential transaction with me.

I am a top management staff in a bank here in Nigeria. I have been working in this bank since the year 2000.I have urgent and very confidential business proposition for you. In January 2002, A Gold Merchant (Mr. Elliot Wang) made a numbered-time (fixed) deposit for twelve calendar months in a Domiciliary Account in my Branch running into a very large sum of money. At the time of opening this account, he did not name a next of kin promising to do so in his next visit to Nigeria. He never came back and nobody heard from him. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification of Account Status to his forwarding address but got no reply. In February 2005, we sent a reminder of same letter and finally we discovered from his contact employers that Mr. Elliot Wang died of heart failure.

After further investigation in Oct 2006, I found out that he did not leave a "WILL" and all attempts to trace his Next-of-kin were fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that the late Mr. Elliot Wang did not declare any Next-of-Kin in all his official documents, including his bank deposit Papers. This sum of money is still floating in our Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one would come forward to claim it. According to the local Laws, at the expiration of 6 (six) years, the money will revert to the ownership of our bank if nobody applies to claim the funds.
Consequently upon the above, my request is that I would like you to stand in as the Next-of-kin to the late Mr.Elliot Wang since you have the same surname with him,I would document you in our records here as the next of kin to the man so that you can make claims to the deposit. With me here your claims will be approved without delay and the funds transferred to your nominated bank account. Though we need to discuss in detail as to our participation and modalities. Be assured that I am in charge and there will be no problem but I'll not fail to beg you to observe religiously the high level of secrecy required in this deal for us to succeed.

Please I await your urgent response.


Yours faithfully.

Mr. Obi Julius.
Bill & Exchange

我回信说好啊我有兴趣！！于是对方要求我提供个人电话号码、婚姻状况。

我回信：

Hi there

sorry can't give you my tel number. but anyway i will give you my personal info

name: WANG Cao Nima
age: pretty old
occupation: freelance
married

regards


对方回信：

Dear Wang,



Thank you for your information,your number is very important for urgent communication,but if it is your wish not to give it out,please always check your mail,and make sure you call me anytime I sent you a mail to call me.I will have to draft an application letter that you will send to my bank directly to the director of foreign operation for the claim and you inform me as soon as you send the letter. Please Wang, this transaction is all about trust and understanding, I am still in the bank and I want this transaction to be between us because of the security of the business and also ourselve.

The transaction/claims are going to be official with the bank, but between you and I, it is a deal, I will be here in the bank for guide line and assistance so that your claim will be successful.I will arrange to meet you one week after the transaction is successful done.



NOTE: PLEASE TRANSCRIBE THE ATTACHED APPLICATION FORMAT USING YOUR LETTER HEAD PAPER OR SEND AS ORDINALY APPLICATION ATTENTION TO THE DIRECTOR FOREIGN OPERATION (ECOBANK PLC.) ON EMAIL: info@ecobnk-nig.com FOR ONWARD PROCESSING.

我回信：
ok.

by the way, how did you get my email add? did you just send everyone surnamed with Wang a letter or something?

对方回信：

Hello Wang,

I contacted three people with the same name Wang, and you and one other person replied to me but your mail interest me then I decided to work with you because of your age and as a family man.

Please take me as a brother, so that we can achieve our aim. I am sending my international passport for trust that I contacted you with best intention of mutual benefit.
Kindly reason with me and trust me like I do trust you.
Thank you for your understanding.

Julius.


随信附了一个passport复印件。很显然上面的名字是用图像编辑软件改上去的。有点没劲，专业一点嘛。


我回：

Hi there

I consider myself lucky then. But tell me, you seem to do nothing else, on a busy wednesday except for chatting with me, which raise suspicion. Except for that, the photocopy of the passport was so mal produced that it was very obvious the names was forged by some computer software.

have a nice day anyway


对方很长时间没有回。本来还以为这出戏就这么唱完了。。。结果对方回信了
Look Wang,


I am a busy man ok, and I am in my pc inside my office,
and I responded to your mail because it alert me anytime I have a mail
and I don't have your number ok ,so don't take me as a stupid man
because I contacted you for this opportunity, so please I will not take
more insult from you.

Thank you if you are not interested please go
away I am not in a hurry to take this business

Good
day.

好像已经气得不会说话了。。不过我这么侮辱一个诚实、勤劳工作的好人，谁会不生气呢。。


我只好回一下


Alright my mate, if you think you are smart then consider yourself
smart. I don't mind chatting for a while. So what do I do with the
application form? Print it, scan it, and send it to you, like this?

Gosh
I'm so lazy I don't think i'm taking all the troubles, so why don't you
just transfer my part directly to my account in France? I don't want a
big 9 million, just 3million will be good, save the other 6million for
yourself. Consider it as my gratitutes, will you?

regards

然后突然想起来一件事儿，再回一封

M. Sobi:

By the way, I want a 3 million for my father, who's happened to be surnamed with WANG too, will that be ok for you?

到现在对方也没回信。。。可能是被我的贪心吓住了。


真是的，我干吗要那么懒惰，面对几百万美元都懒得去打印一下表格签个名。。并且贪心地想给我爹也要一份。。把人吓跑了吧。


奇遇就此是否完结还不知道呢

实在太没劲了，就这么不理我了。决定改换策略，恐吓恐吓他

Hi there

hope my last mail requesting another 3 million for my father didn't scare you my mate. You have such a delicate soul which seems to ache even at the my most humble words.

But here's the true scare, anway.

I want you to transfer me exactly the 3 million dollars that I AM ENTITLED, to my account, OR, I will go to justice with all your emails and the photocopy of your passport.

That's 9 million us dollars, I'm awfully sure the Nigeria government will be interested. They need money to buy some super advanced jet fighter I think?

Well I hope you are truely smart, because IF you are not, you are going to be f...ed.

Have a nice day

Your sincerely

WANG Cao Nima

他要了你电话能怎么诈骗呢。。。

深呼吸,吐气,呻吟.

zuiji最近跟您聊天很愉快呢

俺爹也收到这个邮件了，这次是南非的，金额是15 million了，哈哈，老狗玩不出新花样。