笑话1则：Kill the Anthropologist

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds
himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives.
Upon surveying his situation, he says quietly to
himself, ''I'm screwed.''
There is a ray of light from the sky and a voice booms
out: ''No you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone in
front of you and bash the head of the chief.''
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceedes to
bash in the head of the chief. He is breathing heavily
while standing above the lifeless body. Surrounding
him are the 100 native warriors with a look of shock
on their faces.
The voice booms out again: ''Okay.......NOW you're
screwed!''

呵呵呵呵~~~~~又笑死了~~~
以前听过中文版的翻唱。