How Do you get to Heaven

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> > How Do You Get To Heaven?
> > > > "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all
> > my
> > > > money  to  the  church,  would that get me into heaven?" I asked
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> > > > children in my Sunday school class. "NO!" the children all
> > answered.
> > > > "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and
> > kept
> > > > everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?" Again
> > the
> > > > answer was, "NO!"
> > > > "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all
> > the
> > > > children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?" I
> > asked
> > > > them again. Once more they all answered, "NO!"
> > > > "Well,"  I continued, thinking they were a good bit more
> > theologically
> > > > sophisticated  than  I  had given them credit for, "then how can I
> > get
> > > > into heaven?"
> > > > A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"
> >

yes
laugh till my head off

Originally posted by Jyhad at 12-25-2003 04:39 AM:
yes
laugh till my head off

Dui Dui

Give me the money and the car you don't want,then you could go to the heaven,I could go to the heaven meet my GOD

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