samsung公司某闲人的莫非定律

和一个三星的朋友聊工作时候，此人将他们内部BBS上的一个文章转来我看，感同身受阿！也笑到晕。我增补了部分翻译工作，转载如下：



我的莫非定律(原创) 关于莫非定律，大家可以去网上找找，有许多版本 这里是我个人的一点原创总结


1.1 No one would like to taking care of your daily report
从来没人看你的日报表
1.2 If you intended to skip your daily report,no one would like to taking care also
如果你故意不做日报表，一样没人留意
1.3 If you forgot your daily report,big complains according to information flow came.
如果你忘了做日报表，有关信息流不通顺的大问题来了



2.1 The guy you sent a mail to request some very urgent informations in 5 minutes, you could get the reply 24 hours later
你写邮件想在5分钟内催一个非常急的数据，那小子通常在24小时后回复你
2.2 Mostly the data was not the one you need
通常你得到的还不是你要的数据
2.3 Everybody sent you mail requests to get kinds of solutions,in 5 minutes,but after 24 hours if you didnt reply,they already automaticlly get their own solutions
每个人给你写邮件催方案的时候总是要求5分钟能够得到解决，但如果你24小时以后回复他，通常他已经自己找到了解决方案。


3.1 You arrived offices on time, everyone arrived before you,including boss
你准时到办公室，所有人都比你早，包括你的上司
3.2 Sometimes your boss could be a bit later,then a lot of things which you can not decide comes,and people despaired you
有时你的上司会晚点到，然后会发生很多你不能决定的事，然后其他人对你处理工作的能力很失望
3.3 Sometimes you could be a bit later,then a lot of things will happen and everyone knows for you are later
有时你会迟到一点，碰巧有很多事会发生然后每个人都知道你迟到了。


4.1 The girl you desired, she already got a boyfriend
你中意的MM通常已经有男朋友了
4.2 The girl desired you but she knew your girlfriend already
中意你的MM通常知道你已经有女朋友了
4.3 The girl do not have a boy friend and do not know your girlfriend desires you but she is in a shit condition
没有男朋友也不知道你有女朋友的MM中意你,但是她的条件你往往看不上..



5.1 When your budget is right, no one will remember
你的预算正确，可惜没人记得
5.2 When your budget is wrong, every one remembered
每个人都知道你预算错的地方
5.3 Issues will be raised after you finalized your budget
你的预算定稿以后，别人会突然想到一个不完善的地方...


6.1 Urgent cargoes will be imported by air, the most urgent cargoes will be inside a dozen of seaway containers
紧急的货物空运进口，最紧急的货物往往被混在一大堆海运集装箱里


7.1 The auntie in the canteen gives too much meat to the guy in front of you
食堂的阿姨给排在你前面的人太多的肉
7.2 The auntie in the canteen then felt regret, she gives you much less meat
然后阿姨后悔了，少给了你很多
7.3 The auntie in the canteen then felt regret again, she gives the guy after you much more meat as compensation
然后阿姨又后悔了，给排在你后面的人更多的肉作为补偿...


8.1 No one buys the flight space what you have cancelled，so here comes the penalty
没人买你取消舱位以后的空舱,所以要付空舱费
8.2 No one sells their space when you are in top urgent but the flight already fulled
你超级急的货，往往飞机没舱位，也没人卖空舱给你
8.3 You did your best to buy some space and anyway finished the delivery,then the boss thinks the cost was too high
你终于搞定了不可能有的舱位准时飞掉了货，但是老板觉得费用太高了...



9.1 When you are busy, no one besides you
你忙的时候身边没人
9.2 When you are not busy and want to make a cup of coffee, working load comes
你不忙的时候准备去搞杯咖啡，事来了
9.3 When you finally finally finished everything and log in the websites, boss comes
你终于终于都忙完了打开网页，老板来了...



10.1 You joined a discussing about a trouble, you will be appointed as the champion
你加入了一个别人正在讨论怎么处理的麻烦，然后你被指定搞定哪个麻烦
10.2 You escaped from a discussing about a trouble, you will be appointed as the champion
你不参加别人正在讨论怎么处理的一个麻烦，然后你被指定搞定哪个麻烦
10.3 You raised a issue to discussing about a trouble,you will be asked to slove that on your own
你提出一个怎么处理一个麻烦的讨论，然后你被指定自己去搞定哪个麻烦


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