Good luck, Mr. Gorsky

On July 20, 1969, commander of the Apollo 11 Lunar Module, Neil Armstro
ng was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words after
stepping on the moon, "That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap
for mankind", were televised to Earth and heard by millions. But just b
efore he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark:

"Good
luck, Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark c
oncerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there wa
s no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the
years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Go
rsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled. On July 5, 199
5, in Tampa Bay, Florida, while answering questions following a speech,
a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time
he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had died and so Neil Armstrong felt h
e could answer the question.

In 1938 when he was a kid in a small Mi
dwest town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His
friend hit a fly ball, which landed in his neighbor’s yard by the bedro
om windows. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky.

As he leaned dow
n to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr
. Gorsky. "Oral sex? Oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

哈哈哈哈
哈哈哈哈

That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind, and a breakthrough for the sexual relationship between Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky

搞笑

中文版已经long time ago

人类第一个登上月球的宇航员一位阿姆斯特朗在登上月球后曾作出著名评论：“一个
人的一小步是整个人类的一大步”。但当他回到地球时，他说了一句令所有人都费解的话
“Good luck， Mr. Gorsky.”
　　很多在美国国家航空和宇宙航行局的人，都认为这只是一个随意的评论，或许与对手
苏联的某个航天员目有关。但是人们发现不管在苏联还是美国的航天项目中根本没有一个
叫Gorsky的人。很多年来人们一直问阿姆斯特朗“Good luck， Mr. Gorsky.”这句话到
底是什么意思，但阿姆斯特朗总是微笑着避而不答。
　　1995年7月5日，阿姆斯特朗在美国Tampa Bay一次演讲后，一位记者再次问及阿姆斯
特朗这个26年来悬而未决的问题时，阿姆斯特朗终于道出了其中的秘密。此时，这位神秘
的Mr. Gorsky早已归西，所以阿姆斯特朗感到是时候回答这个问题了。
　　当阿姆斯特朗还是一个小孩时，一次他和邻居家的小孩玩棒球。邻居家的孩子将球打
到了另一位邻居家卧室的窗前，阿姆斯特朗跑去捡球。原来这位邻居正是Gorsky先生和他
的太太。小阿姆斯特朗弯腰捡球时，正好听到了Gorsky太太正在对Gorsky先生大吼大叫：
　　“想让我为你口 交？！你想口 交？去你的！你就等到隔壁家小孩在月球上散步吧，那
时我就为你口 交！”

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