joke:bribery

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"


In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."


A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

前面还好。。。
后面加的两段是多余的了。。。越看越无味。

但没有最后一句，何以完成中心？

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饕餮 于 5-29-2003 16:50 写道：
前面还好。。。
后面加的两段是多余的了。。。越看越无味。

dachy 于 5-29-2003 20:35 写道：
但没有最后一句，何以完成中心？

=_= 只有前面就比较完美了。 后面两段只是个外延。

没有亦可。实在不有趣。

badbrain 于 5-29-2003 21:46 写道：
=-o=-o=-o

乖乖不要哭~~~ 看前面偶还是笑了的~~~

但是第一段也不甚好笑的说
很正常的勒索