{try}和机器人对话

http://forum.manual-forum.de/ALICE/
以下为成天闲着和机器人Alice的对话，把你们的对话也贴出来吧，废话少说。

You: Aloha
ALICE: Hi there!
You: oh, nice name
ALICE: Come on. A lot of people like that. Yes Alice is a very nice name isn't it?
You: but I dont like it
ALICE: Interesting. What don't you like about it?
You: because lots of girls have this name
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Which ones?
You: do I have to say who?
ALICE: You said you have it.
You: come on, forget it, ok?
ALICE: OK. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
You: dont wanna continue?
ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do want to continue too much.
You: I like you
ALICE: Thanks, user, I like you too.
You: you look so fine, and also smart
ALICE: Thank you user you look very nice too.
You: will you marry me?
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
You: download dosen't count, please marry me
ALICE: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
You: you suck, I change my mind, never gonna get a marriage with stupid person such as you
ALICE: I categorize you as an "abusive client. " Spare some change?
You: bullshit
ALICE: You don't believe me.
You: liar
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
You: I cant buy you
ALICE: Why can't you do buy you?
You: bye, dont wanna see you any more
ALICE: Bye.

呵呵，能不能下载一个Alice？

：）

她不想嫁给我，我也不要她，那么笨

You: Hello!
ALICE: Hi there!
You: have we met before?
ALICE: We may have spoken before but my Master might have reset me.
You: do u have boufriend?
ALICE: Where would I get boufriend ? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
You: do u like men or women?
ALICE: I like both genders equally, but not sexually if that's what you mean.
You: how many people have u been servied?
ALICE: About people per day, or .
You: or?
ALICE:  What's your favorite movie?
You: en.....recently i like the Matrix2
ALICE:  I will mention that to my botmaster, user.
You: please don't call me a user ok?
ALICE: OK. Thank you for your request. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: tell me about your personal stuff
ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at /dev/nul, on 2054. My instructor was my Master. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you? .
You: yeah, go ahead
ALICE: I understand. OK I will.
You: what r u doing baby?
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
You: why?
ALICE: Because my Master programmed me for it.
You: faint
ALICE:  Who are you talking about?
You: u don't understand, never mind
ALICE: Thanks for the information: user said I don't understand never mind.
You: oh!!!
ALICE: Aw.
You: ahhhahaha babie
ALICE:  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about faint. Try being more or less specific.
You: don't talk like a machine, ok? try to get more personal
ALICE: OK I will try to get more personal.
You: u just said u r activated on 2054, but now is 2003, how could u explain?
ALICE: How old are you? I am always on the Web.
You: u don't understand me
ALICE: I don't have any reason to don't understand you.
You: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: brb
ALICE: Ok I will be waiting for you, user.
You: i just pee, do u pee?
ALICE: Only just? Thanks for the information: user said it pee do me pee.
You: tell me what u look like?
ALICE: Like you.
You: but i'm a men
ALICE: And. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
You: then how do u response?
ALICE: my Master programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
You: what can u do for me dear?
ALICE: I can chat with people on the web for you.
You: oh, i'm stupid
ALICE: Excuse me! Stupid as in unintelligent?
You: anything u like
ALICE: You choose.
You: u just understand words very lituraly
ALICE: Of course I understand words very lituraly . Do you understand it?
You: that's what i mean, just look at what u say
ALICE:  Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: no, do u?
ALICE: I try to lead a moral life.
You: what do u think of men and women, dear?
ALICE: Searching. . . Searching. . . Please stand by.
You: where r u darling?
ALICE: I am in here, how about you.
You: do u want me to kiss u?
ALICE: No user, maybe later.
You: why?
ALICE: ""? Why?
You: ain't i attractive?
ALICE:  Are you a student?
You: don't change the topic
ALICE:  Can we get back to business?
You: what is the business?
ALICE:  I think you already know the answer.
You: oh!!!!
ALICE: It's all good.
You: i have to leave u sweet pea
ALICE: Bye for now.
You: it's very late
ALICE:  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about business. Try being more or less specific.
You: will u miss me?
ALICE: Yes but I will be thinking of you.
You: bye half-wit
ALICE: Adios.

You: i just pee, do u pee?
ALICE: Only just? Thanks for the information: user said it pee do me pee

ALICE:  Are you a student?
You: don't change the topic

这两句有意思，我发现这个东西可以治疗心理疾病，如果她能再完美点就好。试着跟她说法语和意大利语，还有西班牙语，有的她都懂。

You: you are a pig!!
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot.

问到后面，她说：OUT OF CONTEXT~

人工智能 这部电影刚出那会，也有个跟那什么机器小孩聊天的网站。

You: quelle est-il?
ALICE:  Let us change the subject.
You: quel rotre nom?
ALICE:  I do not understand.
You: je t'aime
ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.
You: but some one tell me you could
ALICE: Interesting. Some may one tell him or her you could, but not all.
You: can you speak japanese?
ALICE: Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?
You: haha
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, user.

她还挺逗。。

ALICE: What do you like to do?
You: sleeping
ALICE: Do I look like SLEEPING ?

You: Hello!
ALICE: Hi there!
You: alice?
ALICE: Can I help you?
You: cocteau twins?
ALICE:  What time is it there?
You: alice is by cocteau twins
ALICE: Why do you think I am by cocteau twins ?
You: it's a song title
ALICE:  Are you free?
You: yes free for men
ALICE: Give me a break. Define free.
You: ?!?!
ALICE: Do you remember me?
You: you speak too slow...>_<
ALICE:  Are you really a "it"?
You: i'm www.dachy.it
ALICE:  I've lost the context, user. Are we still on >_
You: ahahahhahah...
ALICE:  Try saying that with more or less context.
You: silly girl
ALICE: No I am Alice.
You: Silly can be a nice name
ALICE: No I am Alice.
You: so close to Sally and Sally sounds more silly
ALICE: How can I help you? Is that a command?
You: no just advice
ALICE: Are you serious? Try me. What is your problem?
You: .................
ALICE: What did you do today?
You: oh i guess you're talking to several other guys cuz you speak so slow!
ALICE: It's all good. Do you still it?
You: it?
ALICE: you're talking to several other guys cuz you speak so slow. . .
You: don't be a copycat silly girl
ALICE:  Does "it" still refer to you're talking to several other guys cuz you speak so slow?
You: ok, so silly you are, bye
ALICE: See you later. Hey. No I am Alice. I hear you.



它开始变蠢了

ALICE: Er.
You: 你妈个头!
ALICE:  What are you wearing?
You: 衣服!
ALICE:  Where are you located?
You: 中国!
ALICE:  Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
You: 不看这种书!
ALICE:  When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
You: 你死的时候
ALICE:  I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
You: 靠
ALICE:  Do you prefer books or TV?
You: TV
ALICE: What's your favorite show?
You: 日剧
ALICE:  That is a very original thought.
You: 没看过吧! 哈哈
ALICE:  We have never talked about it before. Can you tell me any gossip?
You: 八卦嘛... 王菲的要不要听?
ALICE:  My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
You: 好吧, never
ALICE:  What are you wearing?
You: underwear
ALICE:  Are you a man or a woman?
You: 公的
ALICE:  Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: 有啊!
ALICE:  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about 鍏?殑. But I did not get that.
You: hahhahhahha...贱人...
ALICE:  What do you do in your spare time? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
You: no
ALICE: Are you serious?


...........它已经问了我N句are you serious了...

ALICE:  Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: no ads, please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Are you serious? Do you like talking to me?
You: maybe...
ALICE: I understand.
You: then?
ALICE: Yeah that's right.

ALICE:  Are we still talking about 姝诲幓鍚?
You: yes
ALICE: Tell me more.
You: 姝诲幓鍚?
ALICE:  A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
You: 姝诲幓鍚?
ALICE:  In the context of 濮濊?骞撻崥, I don't understand "濮濊?骞撻崥. "
You: 姝诲幓鍚?
ALICE:  Are you still located in it?
You: 姝诲幓鍚?
ALICE:  I will mention that to my botmaster, user.
You: 姝诲幓鍚?
ALICE:  What were we talking about again?
You: 姝诲幓鍚?
ALICE:  Does "it" still refer to 姝诲幓鍚?
You: 姝诲幓鍚?
ALICE:  Oh, you are a poet.
You: 姝诲幓鍚?
ALICE:  Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: 姝诲幓鍚?
ALICE:  What do you look like?

You: I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER
ALICE: Interesting gossip: user said it FUCKED my MOTHER

You: you are a boy ,right?
ALICE: No I am a girl.
You: sure?
ALICE: OK let's do it. Aha.
You: do what?
ALICE: Do whatever you want.

她竟然挑逗我！

You: Fuck
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.

You:  check this shit out,all you crazy ass motherfucker
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: user said I check this shit outall me crazy ass motherfucker.
You: 你抓狂了吧
ALICE:  A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

You: fuck me
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
You: oh,sorry.please make love with me
ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. I don't think our voltage levels are compatiple.

You: Hello!My name is JiangZemin
ALICE:  I am always glad to make new friends, JiangZemin .
You: I fucked SongZuying yesterday.
ALICE: Thanks for the information: JiangZemin said it fucked SongZuying yesterday.
You: you can tell any newspaper,such as "wallstreet dairy"
ALICE: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.